it’d been twenty minutes since yahoo bought tumblr. the dashboard is starting to develop purple rashes. smiley emoticons are bubbling up on them like boils. the space where icons used to be is scratching off to reveal default yahoo answers icons. the tags are flaking off and a writhing mass of yahoo messenger is visible underneath. the yahoofluenza is spreading to my fingers as i type this. tumblr is over. humanity is over.